Welcome to Le Coeur de Lion! I am Katrine, your host!

Welcome to Le Coeur de Lion! I am your host, Katrine. Come in and enjoy yourself, on one condition – you leave the war and Endgame – outside! Unless, of course, you wish to rewrite that ridiculous piece of drivel. In that case, sit down, mon ami! And I’ll buy the wine!

Tonight our audience wants to hear stories of the Maquis. Come tell us about the crew of the good ship Liberty before they found themselves in the Delta Quadrant. Or a story of how they adjusted to their new life on Voyager – and what happened when they returned home? Tell us if you know! Perhaps you have a story about the valiant Maquis here in St. Claire and their fight for freedom? If so, tell us, mon ami!

The rules here at Le Coeur de Lion are very simple. Any type of rating is accepted – the French are romantics and love a good erotic story, after all. Especially if there is a tall, dark, and handsome man! Hmmm… an American GI, maybe? Please put a rating on your story just in case the Commandant takes a look – we want to stay on his good side, oui?